Ted’s Hideaway is a true “locals” bar, and one of the few places in South Beach where you can grab a drink in a chill atmosphere without the pretentiousness that can sometimes abound in Miami.
The graffiti on the wall in the girl’s room states “South Beach – A great place to be a successful failure!” and after a night at Ted’s, you know what that means! This dark and smoky hangout has the word “dive” written all over it, but the locals aren’t complaining: The jeans and t-shirt crowd packs the place to get plastered on the low-cost drinks, especially during the twice-daily happy hours, when prices get slashed to encourage even more debauchery.
Ted’s doesn’t always have bouncers on duty, so the hot ladies tending bar have to handle every problem that arises, whether it be a drunken brawl or cooking grub. Now that’s what we call well-rounded girls!
124 2nd Street Miami Beach
Miami Beach, FL 33139