World’s Worst Band Names

The following band names were complied over a number of years from club flyers, newspaper listings, radio announcements, bathroom walls (“[band name] rulez!!!”), t-shirts, bumper stickers and verified submissions. (Example: “Hornets Attack Victor Mature” was a pseudonym used by R.E.M. for one performance at the Uptown Lounge in Athens, Georgia, February 12, 1985.) Bands must have completed at least one live performance to be listed.

Accidental Goat Sodomy
Angry Amputees
Angry Samoans
Arrogant Worms
Arthur Loves Plastic

Bertha Does Moosejaw
Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings
Bingo Hand Job
Bloated Scrotum
Bloody Stools

Cap’n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
Cherry Coke Enema
Chickens On Smack

The Do I Look Like I Give a Fuck Band
Drew Barrymore’s Dealer
Drunks With Guns

Electric Vomit
The Elvis Diet
Ethyl Meatplow

The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips Band
’57 Lesbian
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fix My Head
Flatutory Rape
The French are from Hell
Fuck Me, Suck Me, and Call Me Helen
Fudge Tunnel

Gag Factor
The Glands of External Secretion
Goldfish Don’t Bounce
The Ed Gein Fan Club
The Go Kill Yourselves
Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
Guess My Perversion

The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
Half Man, Half Biscuit
Halo of Flies
Hamster Sandwich
Hard-Drinkin’ Housewives
Head Like a Hole?
He’s Dead Jim
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler Stole My Potato
Hornets Attack Victor Mature

The I Just Killed My Parents Band
The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
Iowa Beef Experience
Iron Prostate
It’s All Meat

Jabbering Trout
Jif and the Choosy Mothers
Joan of Arkansas

Lubricated Goat
The Luminous Toilet Bowls
Lung Mustard

Meat Beat Manifesto
Men Among Poodles
My Dog Has Hitler’s Brain
My Uncle’s Asshole
My White Bread Mom

Nasal Sex With Broken Glass
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
The Negro Problem
New Squids on the Dock
Not With My Camel

Painful Discharge
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Pieces of Lisa
Poonanie Cramp-Up
Poultry in Motion
Prison Rape Scenes
Public Enema Number One
Purple Headed Love Warriors

Radical Vulvetomy
Rats of Unusual Size

Sandy Duncan’s Eye
Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman
7 Foot Spleen
Sex With Midgets
Sheep On Drugs
69% Female
Smelly Tongues
Snuff the Ficus
Space Negroes
Spocks Johnson
Stop Calling Me Frank
Susanne and the Guys With Ties
Swingin’ Udders

Tastes Like Chicken
Technosquid Eats Parliament
Ted Bundy’s Volkswagen
This Is Serious, Mum
3D House of Beef
To Live and Shave in LA
Too Fat to Skate

Uncle Bob Touched Me

Vic Morrow’s Head
Violent Anal Death
Vomit Launch
Voodoo Meat Bucket

Walking With Edna
Was I Naked
When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water

The Yeasty Girls

(Rock & Roll is not pretty)